Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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