Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Randomize
