JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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