I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
