This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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