Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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