dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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