Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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