As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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