So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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