I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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