There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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