I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So squirting runs in the family.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i out mim tonsoeep
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