If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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