I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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