apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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