dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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