I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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