May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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