Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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