THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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