My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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