I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have fence marks all over my body
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