Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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