just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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