So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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