Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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