forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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