5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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