she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
