I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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