So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
