After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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