Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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