I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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