can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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