: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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