Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm bleeding and have questions
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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