My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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