My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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