butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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