living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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