On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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