Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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