we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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