Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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