I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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