she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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