I'm eating all of the evidence.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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