idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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