So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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