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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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