So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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